Friday, June 30, 2006
Karen's Crazy World Episode 1 - PART 2 (and then some...)
*Hailie is still dazed about the Charles episode. I honestly thought that yesterday, the episode was already over. I was feeling okay, calm even, about the whole thing. But...
Let's see where this goes and maybe I'll post another full entry someday. For now, I'd like to keep mum.
Let's see where this goes and maybe I'll post another full entry someday. For now, I'd like to keep mum.
*Devils are wearing high-heeled shoes nowadays. They're not necessarily Prada. They can be locally-made - Manel's and Rusty Lopez. Right, Annabs? Since Hailie's all set to close the gay vocalist episode and bury him alive, err, I mean the episode, I decided it's high time I post part 2 of episode 1. Auf Wiedersehen, gay vocalist...ruhen Sie in Frieden.
Karen's Crazy World Episode 2: "This Shouldn't Have Happened In The First Place And It Will Never Happen Again...MARK MY WORDS - Part 2" (May 7)
Hailie's taking a different route this time. Since she's started to let go of this gay vocalist issue, she decided not to detail episode 2 as much the first one. Still, this is going to be an interesting read. So, here it is...
Sunday is my only off in the whole week so I decided to bond with my borther who's going back to Bicol in a few days. We went shopping. We were eating at Karate Kid when Kints texted saying that gay vocalist was inviting us for a drink. Apparently, it was his birthday! Huwaw...what a coincidence. There was no mention of this whatsoever last time we saw them. But okay, we went there.
All the way to Project 4 (where most of the band members lived), we - meaning Annabs and I - were apprehensive of the trip because we were not even sure if the invitation included us. But then, kahit na nagdadalawang isip, nakarating din kami doon.
When we met-up with gay vocalist, we all greeted him a happy birthday, only to be apprehended because it was NOT his birthday but their drummer's. Which is really weird because we NEVER met the drummer last time. But since we're already there, we still pushed through.
Just a side note: we passed this ukay-ukay and I finally was able to buy this Hello Kitty doll - the McDo one, where she was in a Japanese wedding dress - I've been pining for in the longest time.
Back to the story. When we reached the bassist's house (because that's where the inuman will take place), here's where the plot really thickens. Birthday boy was not there yet. Nagsisimba daw. And at 11 wala pa din siya. Wow, religious masyado...wala nang misa nasa simbahan pa din. Anyways, this is where Hailie cuts everything. All she'll say at this point is that she kissed gay vocalist again. And again. And again. And she can't count how many agains there were that night. The funny thing, she tried her hardest not to answer questions of "Kayo na ba?" the whole night eventhough she and gay vocalist are holding hands and blatantly making out. She didn't want to answer bacause it was such a highschoolish question and HELLO!!! It was only the second time she saw gay person so HOW ON EARTH COULD THEY BE "ON". Besides, they haven't really talked, just... Back to the story. So there, she buffered "Kayo na ba?" questions only for gay vocalist to announce, "Oo, kami na." WHAAAAT?!?! But Hailie did not exactly say "No" so maybe she has a fault but then, her head was spinning in alcohol. (Notice that since this paragraph's seventh sentence, I referred to myself in the third person becasue I can't bear to think that these actually happened to ME.)
So okay, this next one's just so hilarious. In the cab, when I was about to go home, he went with me and I dropped him off to his house. On the way, he whispered, "Kanina sana I wanted to make love to you." And I had to turn my head away so he won't see that I'm keeping myself from laughing. My gawd, whoever uses the words, "wanted to make love to you" these days?! Hay, what did I expect from a 19-year old guy who has more intricate hair care procedure than me?
But things didn't end there. I'll not go into details. Basta, we just found out that gay vocalist has a girlfriend of almost two years now. The thing is, I received this text message from the supposed girlfriend asking for my prayers since it's her board exams. WTF?!?! I had a strong feeling gay vocalist is taking me for a spin. GRR.
Oh well, the episode's long past. I came to a point that I wanted revenge, declaring that I'm going to give him hell. But then, as time passes, na-da...I don't feel the urge to bitch him around anymore. I just want closure. But this is now, that I'm in the sanctity of a calm Hailie's mind. We'll never know what devil will come out when Hailie sees gay vocalist again.
But for now, I can honestly say...case closed.
Feeling:
Excited and uber pa-cuteAll ears: 'Wag Mo Na Sana Parokya ni Edgar
